Warning:  More website ranting ahead...

So, because I know everyone is just dying to know what I think about this subject, here's what I think about "under construction" pages on websites.

They.  Are.  Stupid.

If the page is under construction, just don't add it to the navigation.  Work on it until it is no longer under construction.  Complete the ( Read more... )

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Dear fucking moronic assholes,

Atheists are NOT "devil worshipers". Atheists don't believe in the devil any more than they believe in god.

Okay really that's all, because if I get started, I'm not gonna stop.

Dear Scary Homeless Guy,

Okay let us analyze this, shall we?

First of all, could you have possibly picked a worse corner than Woolbright and Military Trail?  You aren't going to have to worry about spare change or eating or much of anything else for very long if you continue to hang out on that particular corner, because you are going to get dead ( Read more... )

Dear Stupid Cashier at JC Penny's,

Please do your fucking job and remove the exploding ink tag before you sack up the outfit that I cannot afford but bought nonetheless.  Do not make my life more difficult by causing a second trip to the hell that is the Boynton Mall so that I have to have the fucking exploding ink tag removed before I can wear ( Read more... )

I am so tired of waking up to notices from lj informing me that someone has left a comment that has been deleted.

What the fuck?

Don't write it and then delete it.  What the hell is the point of that?  Other than pissing me off?  Or is pissing me off the objective here?

If you have something to say to me, say it.  Right here.  Right now.
If you have ( Read more... )

The speed limit on I-95 is 65 mph.
It is not 55.
It is not 45.
It is certainly NOT 35.

The accelerator is the one on the right.  If you push on it, the car goes.
GET THE HELL OUT OF MY WAY ALREADY.

If you want to drive 35 miles per hour, stay off of the interstate.  A1A is a good bet.  You should never get on A1A if you're in a hurry.

Cuh-rist.
Either ( Read more... )

Dear Asshole who drives the silver Toyota,

First of all your license plate should not say "Oy Vey".  It should probably say "Schmuck".

Second of all, if you park in my space one more time, I WILL have you towed.  I've resisted doing this, even on the urging of the rest of the office staff, because I happen to be a nice person.  However, I get one ( Read more... )

Dear Tampax,

What in the hell is up with all these fucking scented Tampons?  I want my tampons to smell like absolutely nothing thank you very much.  Today at Wal-Mart I found powder fresh scent, floral scent, and fresh scent.  Holychrist already.  Excuse the graphicness, but it's not like I walk up to people and demand that they smell my twat ( Read more... )

I was just sitting here enjoying my Campbell's Blended Vegetable Medley soup when I decided to read the label (yeah, yeah, I know I should have done that before I purchased the soup), and I am now wondering why in the fuck my vegetable soup needs high fructose corn syrup.  Not only does it have high fructose corn syrup, it has large amounts of the ( Read more... )